Notepad
April 20th, 2006
Farting doors and dirty hands…
So I’ve been bopping around town surfing the internet at various locations. Today I picked a new coffeehouse. But the connection here seems to dislike SENDING my emails. I can receive but not send. It’s all for the best anyhow, because the door to the men’s restroom makes this strange fart-like sound when it closes. At first I thought it was coming from the stall and that some patron was welcoming me to the men’s room. I soon realized that it was the door that was farting and not the guy on the toilet. I also noticed that the guy behind the counter doesn’t wash his hands after peeing. Next coffeehouse….
So I’ve been bopping around town surfing the internet at various locations. Today I picked a new coffeehouse. But the connection here seems to dislike SENDING my emails. I can receive but not send. It’s all for the best anyhow, because the door to the men’s restroom makes this strange fart-like sound when it closes. At first I thought it was coming from the stall and that some patron was welcoming me to the men’s room. I soon realized that it was the door that was farting and not the guy on the toilet. I also noticed that the guy behind the counter doesn’t wash his hands after peeing. Next coffeehouse….